If Santa didn’t really come down your chimney and no one gave you presents you liked and you failed to respond to all of that disgusting, chirpy holiday good cheer and no one invited you to the best parties, Mordidas/Bar Raro will be open on Xmas afternoon/evening/night, Tuesday, December 25 for the Xmas After Party.
The lucky people will be hung over from the traditional Noche Buena parties and the luckier ones will be looking to get hungover. Many gringo bars and restaurants will be closed here in Vallarta on this day but we will be open. We’ll open at 2 pm and close at about 11, más o menos or for as long as the food and booze last.
The menu is simple: grilled hot dogs (all beef) and homemade hamburgers with potato salad, chili, tamales, desserts, etc. 70 pesos for all you can eat for as long as you stay here. Perfect comfort food for the seasonally depressed and hung over.
Plus a No Host Bar with Corona and Pacifico cerveza being 13 pesos and mixed drinks being 20 pesos. What could be more appropriate on this day than to drink Bloody Marys?
We know how to cure hangovers.
Our charcoal grill will be roaring, providing a faux fire place atmosphere on this cold tropical winter day/night.
Inspiration for those who are close to giving up hope: THE SOUTHPARK VIRGIN MARY EPISODE