This Week’s Menu and Schedule
Cafe Mordida is open Thursday to Sunday, from 5 – 11 pm but the reality is that things change constantly at Mordidas and we often stay open longer than to 11 and we often open more days and the menu always has surprises. “Whatever happened to consistency,” a friend said just before he was busted and went to jail.
- Closed Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays except for VallartaScene Forum Meetups every other Wednesday).
- On Fridays, we have our infamous 100 peso Martini Tasting hosted by Malejandro, former bartender at Sama on Olas Altas. 5 different tastes and one Martini of your choice at the end of the tasting. 100 pesos.
- On Saturdays & Sundays we offer Fresh and Rockefeller OYSTERS along with our regular menu.
MONDAY, July 6
- BAR & RESTAURANT CLOSED
TUESDAY, July 7
- BAR & RESTAURANT CLOSED
- FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOP – 6 to 8 pm. By reservation only. Female model this week. Models are nude. Email art@mordidas.com to sign up or for information. 100 pesos (includes 2 beers or mixed drinks or a glass of house wine). 70 pesos without drinks.
WEDNESDAY, July 8
- VALLARTASCENE FORUM MEETUP – Everyone invited, no purchase necessary to attend.
- 75 peso all-you-can-eat buffet:
- Homemade CHIPS and DIPS and SNACKS.
- DELUXE SHIT ON A SHINGLE (ground beef, onions & mushrooms à la Stroganov with egg noodles). A recipe from my blind grandmother.
- Veggies
- Coke, 7-Up or Rootbeer ICE CREAM FLOATS
THURSDAY, July 9
- BAR & RESTAURANT OPEN 5 – 11 pm.
- REGULAR MENU
- THURSDAY SPECIALS:
- Chicks & Chips – 2 drunsticks, 3 wings, French Fries… 60 pesos.
- Huîtres et Frites – Fried Oysters & French Fries. 60 pesos.
FRIDAY, July 10
- BAR & RESTAURANT OPEN 5 – 11 pm.
- REGULAR MENU
- ¡MARTINI TASTING!
Malejandro, our infamous bartender, is shaking things up at Mordidas on Fridays.
For 100 pesitos, taste 5 types of martinis and then enjoy a martini of your choice.
He tailors the tastings to the people participating and each tasting is different.
SATURDAY, July 11
- BAR & RESTAURANT OPEN 5 – 11 pm.
- REGULAR MENU
- OYSTER BAR
SUNDAY, July 12
- BAR & RESTAURANT OPEN 5 – 11 pm.
- REGULAR MENU
- OYSTER BAR
- LADIES HALF PRICE – Happy “hour” (for ladies or anyone who feels like a lady) – Beer, wine and National drinks half price for ladies, all day. To be more clear: Beer 8 pesos. House drinks 10 pesos. Margaritas 13 pesos. Wine 20 pesos… (Almost makes me wish I were a lady)
Menu subject to change without notice.
Well behaved pets, kids and adults are welcome.
We do not accept credit cards but we take US and Canadian currency at standard rates of exchange.
Smoking is permitted on our open-air balcony.
Free secure, high speed WiFi.
Free phone calls to the US & Canada.
Our food is prepared from the finest quality ingredients. Our emphasis is great food and drink at a great value in a casual, friendly atmosphere.