You KNOW you wanna dance to loud disco music when you are drunk. But in reality, who would dance with you in a normal social situation?
Why not do it in a group of other chubby, old, lonely people who also think that they need the exercise? Why not combine your favorite pastime of consuming alcohol with needed social/physical activity?
Zumba™ is a dance fitness program created by Colombian dancer and choreographer Alberto “Beto” Perez during the 1990s. the name is trade marked but I’m stealing it for this class.
Zumba™ involves dance and aerobic elements. The choreography incorporates hip-hop, soca, samba, salsa, merengue and mambo. Squats and lunges are also included. Zumba™ Fitness, the owner of the Zumba™ program, does not charge licensing fees to gyms or fitness centers. Approximately 15 million people take weekly Zumba™ classes in over 200,000 locations across 180 countries.
No one is too fat or too drunk for Zumba™.
The class is held weekly on Friday nights from 9-10 pm. We will have no leader but we will feature popular Zumba™ videos on our large screen TV. There is no cost but it is necessary to sign up.
Official attire is optional.
…and since a young beautiful chica said she would like this, you do not have to be old and fat to participate.