Mordidas

Vallarta Buy and Sell

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Jan 26 – Feb 2

SPECIALS of the week

Mordidas is open Friday, Saturday & Sunday from 5 – 10 pm.
Plus on Tuesdays we have a nude figure drawing workshop.

The house vodka this week is Kirkland’s “Grey Goose” knock-off.
20 pesos.

MONDAY, January 26

  • RESTAURANT CLOSED

TUESDAY, January 27

  • NUDE FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOP – 6 to 8 pm. By reservation only. Male model this week. Email art@mordidas.com to sign up or for information. 100 pesos (includes one beer or well drink).
  • RESTAURANT CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC – Bar open for class members only.

WEDNESDAY, January 28

  • RESTAURANT CLOSED

THURSDAY, January 29

  • RESTAURANT CLOSED

FRIDAY, January 30

    ¿QUÉ DICE? – All night. Roll the dice to determine your drink price. Beat the house and your drink is half price. Roll snake eyes and your drink is free.

  • BBQ RIBS – Slow mezquite-smoked BBQ pork ribs with a choice of 2 sides (spicy Cowboy Beans – Sweet Corn on the Cob – French Fries). 110 pesos
  • LASAGNA – A mildly spicy bolognese sauce and spinach, 3 cheeses, mushrooms, eggplant, olives and ground beef, garlic and herbs. With garlic bread and a salad. 80 pesos
  • LOSER CHILI – The infamous Mordidas Chili that is too hot for judges. 40 pesos/bowl
  • CHILI CHEESE FRIES – French fries covered with cheese and our infamous loser chili. 60 pesos
  • HOUSE SALAD – Mixed greens and seasonal veggies with homemade garlic ranch or Italian dressing. 35 pesos regular size and 60 pesos for the large.
  • FRENCH FRIES – Nothing special, just good bar junk food. 25 pesos
  • COWBOY BEANS – A bowl of savory beans with chorizo and secret spices and flavorings. 25 pesos
  • CORN ON THE COB – Yellow, sweet corn on the cob. 25 pesos
  • SWISS NUT TORTE – A rich 3 layer torte of coconut, nuts & butter with a lemon glaze. 20 pesos

 
SATURDAY, January 31

  • FRESH RAW OYSTERS 13 for 100 pesos
  • OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER – Roasted on the half shell in a bed of Spinach, Parmesan and Swiss cheeses, Onion…. 4 for 50 pesos or 10 for 100 pesos.
  • OYSTERS MORDIDA – Roasted on the half shell with Mushroom, Bacon, Parmesan and Swiss Cheeses & Chiles. 4 for 50 pesos or 10 for 100 pesos.
    Mix or Match half orders of any oysters.
  • BBQ RIBS – Slow mezquite-smoked BBQ pork ribs with a choice of 2 sides (spicy Cowboy Beans – Sweet Corn on the Cob – French Fries). 110 pesos
  • LASAGNA – A mildly spicy bolognese sauce and spinach, 3 cheeses, mushrooms, eggplant, olives and ground beef and herbs. With garlic bread and a salad. 80 pesos
  • HOUSE SALAD – Mixed greens and seasonal veggies with homemade garlic ranch or Italian dressing. 35 pesos regular size and 60 pesos for the large.
  • FRENCH FRIES – Nothing special, just good bar junk food. 25 pesos
  • COWBOY BEANS – A bowl of savory beans with chorizo and secret spices and flavorings. 25 pesos
  • CORN ON THE COB – Yellow, sweet corn on the cob. 25 pesos
  • SWISS NUT TORTE – A rich 3 layer torte of coconut, nuts & butter with a lemon glaze. 20 pesos

 
SUNDAY, February 1

    NON-SUPER BOWL SPECIAL – Today we are a non-sportsy bar.
    and…
    We will have on the giant TV (with theater sound) Madonna videos and, after 9 pm, 1920s French silent film porno (no kids allowed).
    LADIES DRINK FOR HALF PRICE

  • POT ROAST – A gringo classic: Beef brisket. Veggies. Mashed potatoes. 100 pesos.
  • FRESH RAW OYSTERS 13 for 100 pesos
  • OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER – Roasted on the half shell with Oysters roasted in a bed of Spinach, Parmesan and Swiss cheeses, Onion…. 4 for 50 pesos or 10 for 100 pesos.
  • OYSTERS MORDIDA – Roasted on the half shell with Mushroom, Bacon, Parmesan and Swiss Cheeses & Chiles. 4 for 50 pesos or 10 for 100 pesos.
  • BBQ RIBS – Slow mezquite-smoked BBQ pork ribs with a choice of 2 sides (spicy Cowboy Beans – Sweet Corn on the Cob – French Fries). 110 pesos
  • LASAGNA – A mildly spicy bolognese sauce and spinach, 3 cheeses, mushrooms, eggplant, olives and ground beef and herbs. With garlic bread and a salad. 80 pesos
  • HOUSE SALAD – Mixed greens and seasonal veggies with homemade garlic ranch or Italian dressing. 35 pesos regular size and 60 pesos for the large.
  • FRENCH FRIES – Nothing special, just good bar junk food. 25 pesos
  • COWBOY BEANS – A bowl of savory beans with chorizo and secret spices and flavorings. 25 pesos
  • CORN ON THE COB – Yellow, sweet corn on the cob. 25 pesos
  • SWISS NUT TORTE – A rich 3 layer torte of coconut, nuts & butter with a lemon glaze. 20 pesos

MONDAY, February 2
NATIONAL HOLIDAY, DÍA de la CONSTITUCIÓN

  • RESTAURANT CLOSED

TUESDAY, February 3
FULL MOON

  • NUDE FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOP – 6 to 8 pm. By reservation only. Female model this week. Email art@mordidas.com to sign up or for information. 100 pesos (includes one beer or well drink).
  • RESTAURANT CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC – Bar open for class members only.

Menu subject to change without notice.
Well behaved pets, kids and adults are welcome.
 
We do not accept credit cards but we take US and Canadian currency at standard rates of exchange.
Smoking is permitted on our open-air balcony.
 
wifi
Free secure, high speed WiFi.
Free phone calls to the US & Canada.
 

Our food is prepared from the finest quality ingredients. Our emphasis is great food and drink at a great value in a relaxed, friendly atmosphere.