Mordidas

Vallarta Buy and Sell

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June 2 – 10

This Week’s Menu and Schedule

SUMMER HOURS
Starting June 4, Cafe Mordida is open Thursday to Tuesday, from 4 pm – 1 am.

  • Closed Wednesdays except for VallartaScene Forum Meetups every other week).
  • On Monday, Tuesday, Thursday & Friday, Cafe Mordida is primarily a bar with limited food service* We will serve only bar food such as hotdogs, wings, fries, tamales, etc.
  • On Saturday & Sunday we offer full restaurant/bar service.

TUESDAY, June 2

  • FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOP – 6 to 8 pm. By reservation only. Female model this week. Models are nude. After the workshop we socialize and critique our work (optional). Email art@mordidas.com to sign up or for information. 100 pesos (includes 2 beers or mixed drinks or a glass of house wine). 70 pesos without drinks.
  • RESTAURANT CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC – Bar open for workshop members only.

WEDNESDAY, June 3

  • BAR & RESTAURANT CLOSED

THURSDAY, June 4

  • BAR OPEN 4 pm to 1 am. Limited food service*
    • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS (2) with Amish macaroni salad – 50 pesos
    • ALL-BEEF HOTDOG – Regular ol’ beef hot dog with regular ol’ condiments. 20 pesos

FRIDAY, June 5
dry martini

  • BAR & RESTAURANT OPEN 4 pm to 1 am.
  • MARTINI TASTING – 6 pm. Taste 6 different quality martinis created by Alejandro. 100 pesos.
  • DEEP FRIED OYSTERS with cucumber salad. 80 pesos
  • PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH OYSTER POT PIE – A flaky crust filled with oysters, cream, potatoes, onions, celery, eggs and spices. Very rich, very filling. You will find nothing like it in all of Mexico. 60 pesos
  • BBQ RIBS – Slow mesquite smoked BBQ pork ribs. Served with sauce on the side, Oakland-style.
    • 1/3 rack with a choice of 2 sides (choose from: Spicy Cowboy Beans, Sweet Corn on the Cob or Amish Macaroni Salad). 110 pesos
    • 1/4 rack with 1 side (choose from: Spicy Cowboy Beans, Sweet Corn on the Cob or Amish Macaroni Salad). 80 pesos
  • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS (2) with Amish macaroni salad – 50 pesos
  • ALL-BEEF HOTDOG – Regular ol’ beef hot dog with regular ol’ condiments. 20 pesos
  • LASAGNA – Homemade with a mildly spicy Bolognese sauce, spinach, 3 cheeses, portobellos, eggplant, olives, ground beef, garlic and fresh garden herbs. With garlic bread and a house salad. 85 pesos
  • HOUSE SALAD – Fresh mixed greens and seasonal veggies with homemade Garlic Ranch or Balsamic Vinaigrette dressing. 35 pesos regular size and 60 pesos for the x-large.
  • AMISH MACARONI SALAD – A creamy, zesty, somewhat sweet, homemade macaroni salad with hard boiled eggs, pickles, sweet peppers and celery. A cool and refreshing counterpoint to some of our more spicy offerings. 25 pesos
  • COWBOY BEANS – A bowl of savory beans with chorizo and secret spices. 25 pesos
  • CORN ON THE COB – Sweet, yellow corn on the cob. With butter. 25 pesos

SATURDAY, June 6

  • DEEP FRIED OYSTERS with cucumber salad. 80 pesos
  • PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH OYSTER POT PIE – A flaky crust filled with oysters, cream, potatoes, onions, celery, eggs and spices. Very rich, very filling. You will find nothing like it in all of Mexico. 60 pesos
  • BBQ RIBS – Slow mesquite smoked BBQ pork ribs. Served with sauce on the side, Oakland-style.
    • 1/3 rack with a choice of 2 sides (choose from: Spicy Cowboy Beans, Sweet Corn on the Cob or Amish Macaroni Salad). 110 pesos
    • 1/4 rack with 1 side (choose from: Spicy Cowboy Beans, Sweet Corn on the Cob or Amish Macaroni Salad). 80 pesos
  • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS (2) with Amish macaroni salad – 50 pesos
  • ALL-BEEF HOTDOG – Regular ol’ beef hot dog with regular ol’ condiments. 20 pesos
  • LASAGNA – Homemade with a mildly spicy Bolognese sauce, spinach, 3 cheeses, portobellos, eggplant, olives, ground beef, garlic and fresh garden herbs. With garlic bread and a house salad. 85 pesos
  • HOUSE SALAD – Fresh mixed greens and seasonal veggies with homemade Garlic Ranch or Balsamic Vinaigrette dressing. 35 pesos regular size and 60 pesos for the x-large.
  • AMISH MACARONI SALAD – A creamy, zesty, somewhat sweet, homemade macaroni salad with hard boiled eggs, pickles, sweet peppers and celery. A cool and refreshing counterpoint to some of our more spicy offerings. 25 pesos
  • COWBOY BEANS – A bowl of savory beans with chorizo and secret spices. 25 pesos
  • CORN ON THE COB – Sweet, yellow corn on the cob. With butter. 25 pesos

SUNDAY, June 7
LADIES DRINK FOR HALF PRICE – Happy “hour” (for ladies) – all drinks, all day. To be more clear: Beer 8 pesos. House drinks 10 pesos. Wine 20 pesos… (Makes me wish I were a lady on Sundays)

Sorry, no fresh oysters this week because we were going to be closed for the election day dry law and we are too late to get in our oyster delivery after the law was changed and we decided to open. We are open and serve alcohol…

  • FRIED CHICKEN – 3 pieces with French Fries or Amish Macaroni Salad. 75 pesos.
  • PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH OYSTER POT PIE – A flaky crust filled with oysters, cream, potatoes, onions, celery, eggs and spices. Very rich, very filling. You will find nothing like it in all of Mexico. 60 pesos
  • BBQ RIBS – Slow mesquite smoked BBQ pork ribs. Served with sauce on the side, Oakland-style.
    • 1/3 rack with a choice of 2 sides (choose from: Spicy Cowboy Beans, Sweet Corn on the Cob or Amish Macaroni Salad). 110 pesos
    • 1/4 rack with 1 side (choose from: Spicy Cowboy Beans, Sweet Corn on the Cob or Amish Macaroni Salad). 80 pesos
  • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS (3) – with choice of French Fries or Amish Macaroni Salad. 65 pesos
  • ALL-BEEF HOTDOG – Regular ol’ beef hot dog with regular ol’ condiments. 20 pesos
  • LASAGNA – Homemade with a mildly spicy Bolognese sauce, spinach, 3 cheeses, portobellos, eggplant, olives, ground beef, garlic and fresh garden herbs. With garlic bread and a house salad. 85 pesos
  • HOUSE SALAD – Fresh mixed greens and seasonal veggies with homemade Garlic Ranch or Balsamic Vinaigrette dressing. 35 pesos regular size and 60 pesos for the x-large.
  • AMISH MACARONI SALAD – A creamy, zesty, somewhat sweet, homemade macaroni salad with hard boiled eggs, pickles, sweet peppers and celery. A cool and refreshing counterpoint to some of our more spicy offerings. 25 pesos
  • COWBOY BEANS – A bowl of savory beans with chorizo and secret spices. 25 pesos
  • CORN ON THE COB – Sweet, yellow corn on the cob. With butter. 25 pesos

MONDAY, June 8

  • BAR OPEN 4 pm to 1 am. Limited food service*
    • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS (2) with Amish macaroni salad – 50 pesos
    • ALL-BEEF HOTDOG – Regular ol’ beef hot dog with regular ol’ condiments. 20 pesos

    • TUESDAY, June 9

    • BAR OPEN 4 pm to 1 am. Limited food service*
      • BBQ PULLED PORK SLIDERS (2) with Amish macaroni salad – 50 pesos
      • ALL-BEEF HOTDOG – Regular ol’ beef hot dog with regular ol’ condiments. 20 pesos
    • FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOP – 11 am to 1 pm. By reservation only. Female model this week. Models are nude. Email art@mordidas.com to sign up or for information. 100 pesos (includes 2 beers or mixed drinks or a glass of house wine). 70 pesos without drinks.

     
    WEDNESDAY, June 10

    • VALLARTASCENE FORUM MEETUP – Everyone invited, no purchase necessary to attend.
    • 75 peso all-you-can-eat buffet:
      • Homemade Flour & Corn Tortilla Chips and Dips
      • Super Burritos with choice of meats (adobada – chipotle chicken – carnitas), salsas and fillings.
        San Francisco/California style.
      • Mini Banana and Fried Macho Banana splits (with ice cream, homemade whipped cream and all the toppings)

     
    * On Bar only nights we do not offer our full menu, only simple bar food like Hotdogs, Chicken Wings, BBQ Pulled Pork Sliders and Tamales. The menu will vary nightly.

    Menu subject to change without notice.
    Well behaved pets, kids and adults are welcome.

    We do not accept credit cards but we take US and Canadian currency at standard rates of exchange.
    Smoking is permitted on our open-air balcony.

    wifi
    Free secure, high speed WiFi.
    Free phone calls to the US & Canada.

    Our food is prepared from the finest quality ingredients. Our emphasis is great food and drink at a great value in a casual, friendly atmosphere.